User Agreement

As per Exhibit B-1, including sections 3, 4 and 19 which we mailed to a kid that you sat next to in the second grade the End User forfeits all limitations, rights and protections afforded to their 👀.

Come on. Just hand over the 👀.

It could be worse. I'll take good care of the eyeballs. They'll be pampered really. Each one will sit in a warm saucer of milk. A soothing Enya score will form the backdrop for a slide show of my UX design greatest hits. There will be a gentle cross-fade between each slide. It will be a better life.